Eva Mendes Convinced That All Dogs Should Have Googly Eyes
In the latest issue of New York Magazine, Eva Mendes goes off the deep end advocating that celebrity dogs be afforded the same rights to privacy as celebrity children and have their faces blurred. She...
View ArticleRyan Lochte Hates to Wear Shirts on TV Because He’s a Fratty Douche
Aw Jeah! E! just put out its first full trailer for the new reality show staring Ryan Lochte, creatively titled “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” and I already feel dirtier (and dumber) just watching it....
View ArticleAlex Trebek Leaving Jeopardy in 2016 – Matt Lauer Already Wet With Anticipation
Word on the street is that Alex Trebek is leaving Jeopardy starting in 2016. Excuse me for a minute while I go cry it out in the shower. Am I the only one deeply upset by this? I mean, I know the...
View ArticleReincarnated: Snoop Lion Smokes Enough Weed To Believe He’s Actually Bob Marley
In “Reincarnated”, a new documentary from VICE magazine, Snoop Lion, formerly Snoop Dogg, formerly Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. (holy mouthful) takes us on a trip to his Jamaican “homeland” to showcase...
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